Funny Short Jokes

Funny sms jokes, Original
LAUGH A LITTLE EACH DAY

New Year

Jiro and Jason were having their dinner in New Year's eve

Jiro said,” Did you forgotten all the people who gave you problems Jason?”

Jason answered,”Who you?

The Loving Soul

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“Tug tug tug” a sound in the door wakes Dr. Michael who were asleep. Even if the pain still feels from the operation this morning Dr. Michael goes to the door to open. He sees a girl that maybe 11 years old with wounds on her face and contusions in the rest of the body. “What do you want little darling?” Michael ask. “Please help my mother Lucia, She is sick.” Michael sees the girl look so pity so he didn't deny to help.

“Okay darling, just wait a minute, I have to get my things.” After many seconds Dr. Michael have his things.

“Darling before we go I must cure your wounds before it be infected .” Dr. Michael said.

The Best Hand

Ella is a grade five elementary student. Her father (Dindo)is a tricycle driver and her mother(Delia) is a laundry woman for almost 4 years. Maricar and Lizza were Ella's sisters. Ella is 11 years old while Maricar and lizza were 8 and 7 years old. Their parents love them very much as they want them to study their lessons instead to help in their work.

THE MISTAKE

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                    Erick with his four years old daughter Cindy, and a dog which he calls it Rusko went to the forest. It was a cold morning at five when they started to walk. His daughter was on his back wearing a thick animal skin hood. Rusko was Erick's bestfriend”s gift on his birthday four years ago before Cindy was born. Erick describes Rusko as a loyal dog and the best guard. Rusko is an all white colored dog; the name Rusko is came from Erick's favorite guitar brand in 1970's.