Funny Short Jokes

Funny sms jokes, Original
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New Year

Jiro and Jason were having their dinner in New Year's eve

Jiro said,” Did you forgotten all the people who gave you problems Jason?”

Jason answered,”Who you?

Hurricane

Lily: What are the names of your children Mr. Ruffing?

Ruffing: This is Ondoy, the other one is Pepeng, and the younger was Ramil.

Lily: What was their surnames?

Ruffing: Bagyo (Hurricane)

Crawl

Kevin standing at the door trying to go out the house

Mother: Kevin, Don't walk away I have something to do with you.

Kevin: Mom, I would immediately go back!

Mother: I said don't walk away, Do you understand?

Kevin: Yes mom (crawling).